Dear you certain few,
We are now at week three and I don’t know how much more I can take before I either A. yell at or or, B. punch you in the face. Either way is fine with me because I have no plans of hanging out with you outside of here. I have arranged a list of complaints for you, incase you don’t know what the issue is.
1. Every story you tell does not have to have something to do with you. I know you feel you are important but come on.
2. Along with the point above every other story does not have to start with I.
3. You talking all the time really disrupts my learning.
4. If you can’t do simple math, when using a calculator, then maybe math just isn’t your thing.
5. I understand that there are millions of “what if” scenarios and we don’t have to hear them all.
6. If you start crying, because you get written up, then maybe work life is not for you.